Not Me Monday

Hello chickeepoos! I thought I would participate in a Not Me! Monday Blog Carnival.

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I can relate to so many of the Not Me! Monday posts, so I thought why not share with the rest of the world.

For instance, I did not take several quarters dollars in change out of dh’s mason jar to buy my 44 oz. Cherry Cokes for the week. He knows he would not miss any of it, because after all, the quarters are mostly on the bottom. What’s a few quarters dollars anyhow?

I did not use the last roll of toilet paper in the master bath leaving none on the roll for you know who. Not me, who would do such a thing?

It was not me who ;) at the hunkiest, sweetest, married orthodontist at her appointment on Friday. After all, we’re both married, happily with children. (But dang, that man is candy to the eyes. did i just really say that? Nope, not me.

Oh and I’m just sure it wasn’t me who read through all my child’s emails and found out some juicy gossip to bribe/bargain/blackmail him with later down the road when the timing’s right. Of course, I have parental controls on their email addy’s, but I usually don’t snoop just to be nosy. Nope nada here.

There, that was pretty painless, unless you count my red face from winking at my orthodontist this week. ;)